If you are a ultra-hyper-audiophile with endless money, here are some unreal products to help you enjoy the music more. Click to the products page. Craziness.

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Here you are… the super duper power cable, dubbed as “May Be the Most Sophisticated Power Cord and Connectors in the World”. It costs $1800, triple+ than the $500 Denon Ethernet cable. Hilarious, click to its homepage (and don’t forget to look at the features list).

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Remember that unreal ethernet cable by Denon? Here is the review of it of an Amazon customer titled ‘It gets me closer to The Lord’. Hilarity ensured.

If I could use a rusty boxcutter to carve a new orifice in my body that’s compatible with this link cable, I would already be doing it. I can just imagine the pure musical goodness that would flow through this cable into the wound and fill me completely — like white, holy light. Holding this cable in my hands actually makes me feel that much closer to the Lord Jesus Christ. I only make $6.25/hr at Jack In The Box, but I saved up for three months so I could have this cable. It sits in a shrine I constructed next to my futon in Mother’s basement.

I only gave it four stars in my review because I can’t find music that is worthy enough to flow through this utterly perfect interconnect.

Here to the review. See also these reviews.

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Umm, and it’s only… $499.00. Could somebody explain me what is so special here? -Vlad-

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haha.nu’s classical no. 8: Sibelius – Valse Triste

One of my favorite piece of music has been featured several times here @ haha.nu. This performance is from The Most Relaxing Classical Music in the Universe by Denon Records. However, no information about the conductor/performers are available. Enjoy. -Quang-

The Most Relaxing Classical Music in the Universe. @ haha.nu.