7 terribly inaccurate facts

… movies have taught us about life. You have been watching romantic movies, mysterious movies, comedy movies, dramas, family movies, or even gangster movies, then you know that most of movies have life lessons. And here are some facts that movies try to teach us:

1. If the Above Facts Don’t Apply, She’ll Turn Out to be a Tranny
2. Full-Scale Bar Brawl is a Snide Comment Away
3. Any Vehicle Bigger than a Minivan Will Eventually Fuck Shit Up
4. Always Wait Until it Rains to Have a Confrontation with Someone
5. Weepy, Emo Monologues Drop Panties Like Nothing Else
6. Inter-species Sex is a Good Idea
7. If You Really Love Someone, it’s Only a Matter of Time Before They Get Cancer

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